(Source: reticens, via dostluq)

bratkitty:

More boredom drawings in class. I figured in spite of the standard fantasy game appeal if a chick is very outdoorsy, a werewolf, and she thinks being a werewolf is awesome, then she’d probably be perfectly okay with skipping on shaving her legs.

… And Skjor would totally be into it.

I totally ship these two now. <3

(via theheadcanonproject)

Further enforcing that pretty much everyone in Tamriel (and hell, Earth for that matter) has genocided someone at some point.

(Source: elderscrollsconfessions, via neverending-hate)

(Source: weheartit.com, via iaskedalice)

Rereading the Sermons and find this, blahhhhh.

Vivec, damn it, why do you have to be such an asshole. 

Why do I have to blame all my destruction-of-Morrowind-related angst on you.

Okay, sure, it would mostly be the Nerevarine’s fault. But damn Vivec for being so self-centered as to just not care about the final outcome of all of this. 

(via jdsalingers)

skip-rope-intestines:

feignedsobriquet:

that’s not going to work

I’d hug you, Gelatinous cube

brb dying.

wickededge:

It’s sloth time.

Can’t stop won’t stop.

(Source: leeface, via alduin)

princessejudith:

Looks like he just exploded three sets of ovaries.

(Source: lawyerupasshole)

(Source: sordinos, via disneyydreams)

(Source: absolutefucker, via fuckyeahskyrimthings)

“Mama says not to take rides with strangers.”

“Boy, this is a school bus.”

“…”

“…”

“I’m Forrest, Forrest Gump. Now we ain’t strangers no more.”

^-^

ludashiki:

brokenviolins:

GUYS.  GUYS.  I MADE FROLLO VALENTINE’S DAY CARDS.

(via saphyremelodies)

(via zombies-is-people-too)

alduin:

nayrael:

alduin:

neverending-hate:

dozofuck:

THIS GUY STOLE ALL MY SHIT, BUT DAMN WAS HE FINE.

Haha. Oh yes, I remember this quest.

oh my god totally remember this crazy ass bitch fell in love with the thief

and my reward for the quest?

not a damn thing. i was doing it ‘in the name of love’

 Didn’t she tell you to speak with some her friend in Tel Mora who than gave you the reward? (and good disposition with many people in the town)

she did? askfbsd so I’ve basically been iffy about this quest for years because I didn’t read the fine print? goddamit gtg back

The reward was actually her trying to play matchmaker for you. And the guy/girl gave you some free potions or something, but no love. Back in the day before we could use console commands to marry anyone and everyone and fulfill our headcanon dreams.